My Two-Cents: Blithering Idiots & the New Year
Happy New Year! Onto more, AKA, twenty-twenty-four. Here are my New Year's resolutions.
- Get lost in the sauce
- AKA: Try 20 new sauces/condiments.
- Be where your feet are
- AKA: Be in the moment. Sometimes, it seems hard not to waste time worrying about what the future holds. About checking boxes. About planning for the next. About all the damn shit I need to do. By thinking about the ending, we miss out on the middle stuff. To combat this, I’m going to try to work on being where my feet are -- AKA, the moment.
- Go apeshit on Duolingo
- 2024 is the year I will go balls to the wall on Duolingo. Also shoutout to my cousin Jadon for letting me on her Duolingo premium family plan.
- Become more cruel
- Become even more cruel
- Even more cruel
- Have a change of heart (2000 Grinch movie style)
- AKA: tell all my friends how much I love them when I get a little too tipsy.
- Do more day drinking
- Perform harmonica in a live band
- Start a book club
- AKA: We will also be day drinking. This is how I will achieve goal number 8.
- Learn the words to Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”
- Go to a toga party
- Learn how to spell definitely without spell check (sometimes I misspell it so incorrectly that spell check doesn’t even recognize it).
- Quote more movies in daily conversation
- Develop frontal lobe
- AKA: Stop being a blithering idiot. Unsure how to do this one, will report back if I find out.
- 100th NS2C post
- AKA: Hang tight folks! This shit is cooking.
- Wait till 2025
- AKA: If 2024 doesn’t work out, I can always just say 2025 will be my year.
