My Two-Cents: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

Liar, Liar, Pants on fire. How dire. Through the wire. You're preaching to the choir. Shall we conspire?

I heard through a friend of a friend that lying is a sin. A sin! But does that mean all lies? I think there are different types of lies. In simplest terms, I think we could create three categories. Black lies (bad!), grey lies (I’ll get to), and white lies (in layman's terms, a “harmless” lie served out of politeness). Personally, I think grey lies are mostly socially acceptable, and they have the potential to add comedic value to the lives of both parties involved. 


What is a grey lie? It isn't necessarily completely harmless. It isn’t delivered in a tactful attempt to protect someone's feelings, like a white lie. But it also isn’t delivered with malicious intent, like a black lie. A grey lie is delivered for the plot. The best grey lies, in my opinion, could be described as almost believable yet completely outrageous news headlines you can exclaim to a friend. Here are some examples. They often start with something like...


Oh my God, Did you hear...



Next time you're bored, spill one of these grey lies to your roommate and amuse yourself with their reaction. They’re practically harmless. 


Acknowledgments: I’d like to give credit to my funny friend Morgan, who came up with a lot of these. Top-notch work, Morgan.


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