My Two-Cents: Presidency for Dummies

IMPORTANT INVOICE!
URGENT!

You have just been offered the job as the President of the United States of America:


With elections coming up, I really think it’s a great time to think about who you want to receive this letter. Believe it or not, you have a tiny bit of say in its mailing address. Vote! Though casting a ballet for change has a numerical probability similar to that of buying a lottery ticket, you should still do it. Seriously. If you don’t vote, you are not doing anything to prevent this letter from going to another dipshit that you have to hear about on Twitter for the next four years. And if you are still not sold on the idea of casting your ballet, look at is this way: If you vote, you now get the right to complain! And who doesn’t love to complain. But if you don’t vote, your complain-pass is revoked. And now you have to shut the fuck up and choke down this letter in all its glory until the next round of polls.


Insincerest Regards,

Kate

 

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